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“I love Steve Jobs, but there’s one thing that disappoints me: When [he] passed he didn’t give the ideas up. That’s selfish.”
–Kanye West on the late Apple mogul, during a lecture at Oxford University.

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“One can only take so much. The best of luck to Chris and his family. No baby drama for me.”
–Karrueuche Tran, Chris Brown’s on-again, off-again girlfriend, on Twitter, reacting to reports that the singer has a 9-month-old daughter.

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“Who says that? Her parents?”
–Noel Gallagher, the former Oasis singer-guitarist, on people who call Taylor Swift a talented songwriter, in an interview with Rolling Stone.

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“The one thing you should never say to Madonna is ‘no.’ “
–Madonna on the French talk show Le Grand Journal.

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“Tonight I stared into one of the lazers for too long and for the rest of the show I saw Seth Rogen’s face whenever I closed my eyes.”
–Ariana Grande tweeting after a performance in St. Paul, Minn.

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“If Piers doesn’t want to see fishnets on an old diva’s legs, he shouldn’t wear them.”
–Cher on Twitter responding to journalist Piers Morgan, who criticized her (and Madonna) for wearing fishnet stockings.

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“This is like the caviar of joints.”
–2 Chainz, about to smoke weed using rolling papers made from 24-karat gold, in GQ’s Most Expensivest Shit web series.

This story originally appeared in the March 14 issue of Billboard.